GODMOTHER: Have Fiona drink this and shell fall in love with the first man she kisses, which will be Charming. Confetti rains and fanfare plays. SHREK: Come on! Harold walks up to Cedric, a servant, who is carrying a bowl. Lets go, Shrek! Shrek reads the label on the potion. She gives him a reassuring smile, and he tries to return one back. [hanging from Fairy Godmother's feet and looking up] Pig : I see London, I see France. Five more of the dronkeys come flying in and jump all over Donkey. The shelves are filled with different potions. Shrek puts the toy back and then looks over at a small chest on a table in the corner of the room. There are more Shrek movies to follow according to Jeffrey Katzenberg. . Shrek, Donkey, and Puss are sitting at the bar with their drinks. Donkey eyes Puss suspiciously as he whispers into Shrek's ear. FIONA: It was a mistake to bring Shrek here. A man walks up to the horses and cleans them off, and the carriage driver tosses him a coin. A littlefather-son time? PUSS: Well you dont exactly smell like a basket of roses. Oh my dear. Shrek 2 (video game) | Transcripts Fanon Wiki | Fandom in: Video Games Shrek 2 (video game) Edit Narrator: Newlywed fever continued to rise in the swamp and dear Fiona couldn't be happier. GODMOTHER: So Fiona and Charming will be together. DONKEY: I say we take the sword and neuter him right here. HAROLD: Fine! DONKEY: Uh why dont you guys go ahead? PUSS: "Oh, dont take the potion, Mr. Boss, its very bad." HAROLD: Mmm! Ah. SHREK: "Happily Ever After Potion. The carriage is stopped at a drive-thru window. Kiss her now! I dont think so. And again. Joan Rivers talks to the camera with loudspeaker in hand. Shrek 2/Home media | Fanon Kingdom Wiki | Fandom in: Home media, Shrek 2, Shrek Shrek 2/Home media View source General Trivia Gallery Soundtrack Quotes Transcript Trailer transcripts Credits Home media Home video releases of Shrek 2 . Well first there was the time that old farmer tried to sell me for some magic beans. Youre gonna have a reaction. He is now a handsome, human man. She hears a voice come from a room to her right. I will always be here to make sure nobody bothers you! Its all right! Are you serious?! DONKEY: I thought you was going to let her go. Angels in the Outfield (1994)/Transcript. Shrek 2/Transcript < Shrek 2 Edit Transcript Prince Charming: Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. GODMOTHER: You force me to do something I really dont want to do. I climbed to the highest room of the tallest tower-. PAGE: Enough, Reggie. Fiona reaches for one of the tea cups but Harold quickly grabs it instead. We both acted like ogres. Shrek, Donkey, and Puss reach the end of the room and jump onto the catwalk. SHREK: But look at me. PUSS: Finally! HAROLD: Darling? GODMOTHER: Jerome, coffee and a Monte Cristo. He has been listening the whole time. Unless, of course, I can't find you or if I forget. SHREK: Look. It includes four computer-animated films . Get us out of here! DONKEY: Wow! SHREK: Now lets go before they light the torches. SHREK: Sorry to barge in like this but uh--. Ill park the car. HAROLD: No, no, hes right. We cut Shrek to gulping at the dinner table. Or did someone let the cat out of the bag? Oh No! EXT. He is now a white stallion. Fiona grabs the rose and puts it in her mouth, stopping him. GODMOTHER: Where have all the good men gone / And where are all the gods? From behind him, Godmother's carriage floats up to the balcony and Godmother opens the door. Prince Charming comes bursting through the doors behind her. DONKEY: Hey! Godmother zaps her wand at Shrek and Fiona. Godmother gestures to the window and steps aside. Buy em drinks! Almost everybody that meets you wants to kill you. GINGY: I hate these ball shows! SHREK: Oh, great. Hes down on Drury Lane. QUEEN LILLIAN: I think thats our little girl. He cuts a letter P mark in a tree, similar to Zorro. The three look out the window to see Shrek, Donkey, and Puss standing at the window. Shrek glances back at Donkey. Animated Films Wiki. Shouldnt you be getting home to Dragon? SHREK: They dont even have dental. She goes out to her balcony and cries a single tear, then suddenly notices bubbles floating all around her. Far Far Palace is far off over the hills behind them. Thats where were going. Im either away from my desk or with a client. They love me. Identifiers. GODMOTHER: What in Grimms name are you doing here? Godmother looks surprised to see Shrek. Shrek saddles up on Donkey's back with Puss. Nothing, dear! Shrek drinks the rest of the potion. She sits up with concerned look on her face. Move em on! German Wikipedia. Tell the truth, will I ever play the violin again? Carry on, Cedric. A giant pink carriage appears with the aforementioned Kyle laying down on top of it, who cracks a whip. You love Fiona. Its all right. Shes the largest producer of hexes and potions in the whole kingdom. Godmother smiles. Could you not be yourselffor five minutes! Ooh! The noble steed. Cars 2 is a 2011 American computer-animated film produced by Pixar Animation Studios and distributed by Walt Disney Pictures, and is the sequel to the 2006 film, Cars. The two almost cross each other's pass. Im here to make it all better. Shrek stares back at Fiona, still asleep, then sighs. Follow the pretty pony! She notices Fiona, and both gasp. SHREK: Oh, will you look at the time! He dismounts his horse and enters the tavern. CHARMING: Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. DONKEY: Oh its kind of a long story but, see, Shrek and I took some magic potion. Puss starts coughing and then heaving onto the floor. Then he makes a popping sound with his mouth. HAROLD: Yes, but she was supposed to choose the prince we picked out for her! Harold sticks his finger into the bowl and tastes it. A frog ribbit is heard from inside the chestplate. The song ends and the end credits roll. Id like to dedicate this song toPrincess Fiona and Prince Shrek. Gingy groans and slides down the string. And thats why I have to let her go. Out of the closet comes a sparkling gold dress that floats its way onto Fiona. Shrek, still carrying Donkey and Puss, dodges the arrows and jumps onto a conveyer belt. You could at least give them a chance. Mamas working. Shrek grabs onto one the arms and Gingy jumps back down to Mongo. After a moment of silence, the two burst out laughing. The man shoves him inside the carriage and enters after him. SHREK: Because were gonna need flour. PUSS: "Warning: Side effects may include burning, itching, oozing, weeping. DONKEY: Lighten up? Shrek 2 is an action-adventure video game published by Activision and released in 2004. The rest of the dinner table does the same. Dynamite sticks are rigged to the grate. Guards rush around the top of the walls as the Captain of the Guards shouts orders. Shrek's pants fall down to his ankles. A group of elves run in with rapid-fire crossbows and shoot at them. My one chance to fix things up with Fionas dad, and I end up lost in the woods with you! SHREK: Well, um Its easy to see where Fiona gets her good looks from. Everythings gonna be--. The crowd cheers and Puss and Donkey take to the stage. Thats not my husband. They see flashing lights accompanied by booming sounds coming from a doorway to their right. Fiona is fast asleep while Shrek is awake, tossing and turning. imported from Wikimedia project. If there's gonna be any animal testing, Im gonna do it. HAROLD: So, I suppose any grandchildren I could expect from you would be--. 7561111-9. Godmother holds out a business card to Fiona, but Shrek snatches it out of her hand. Shrek comes from out of the palace, angrily barging down the stairs. DONKEY: Hey, baby! Shrek notices a set of doors at the other end of the room with a sign above that reads "Potion Room". GODMOTHER: Oh I beg to differ. HAROLD: Sorry! They kiss in the moonlight, transitioning to Shrek scoops Fiona about in his arms and walks to the door of his home. Donkey: Or Shrek 2: Donkey's Revenge? So thats it, you wont come? I'm gonna laugh, too. Ow! Shrek points towards the Far Far Away Palace. SHREK: Ya know, somehow I dont think I was going to get Daddys blessing even if I did want it! DONKEY: Oh, God! FIONA: Mom says that when Im old enough, my Handsome Prince Charming will rescue me from my tower and bring me back to my family! Shrek runs into Fiona's room and sees a cloaked figure hovering by the window. Fiona: Donkey! Puss purrs and Shrek marvels at his cuteness. Far, far [softly] away! - FAR FAR AWAY PALACE. Prince Charming arrives at the Dragon's Keep, an ominous castle surrounded by a moat of lava, but sees that the bridge leading across the lava is destroyed by the Dragon. What about Shrek 2: Day of the Donkey? Donkey sighs. Everybody wins. Puss throws off his cape, sticks his sword into the ground, and leaps towards Shrek. No! Godmother's voice sounds from a speaker system next to the receptionist. Puss uses his claw to cut a hole in the glass. Working hard or hardly working, eh, Mac? Fionas father paid you to do this? Two women take note of their carriage and start following it. SHREK: Donkey, you have the right to remain silent! Godmother and Kyle begin to dance and the music gets faster and more frantic. What do you think, Harold? A man with a box of doves gets ready to open it. And Im going to set things right. Shrek picks up a toy princess that resembles Fiona and it speaks. ANNOUNCER: Well, the abs are fab and its gluteus to the maximus here at tonights Far, Far Away Royal Ball Blowout! SHREK: Well, its not like I wouldnt change if I could. SHREK: I was, but I cant let them do this to Fiona! Shrek grabs the bottle. Harold scowls, Lillian is apprehensive, and Fiona cringes. Crowds of people are gathered by the red carpet as celebrities walk down it. The king and queen start walking forward and talk amongst themselves. Think of the saddest thing thats ever happened to you. The workers are all elves wearing white hazmat suits. Advertisement. DONKEY: Shrek, Fiona knows youd do anything for her. (hisses). . Oh I do believe we can make this work to our advantage. You cant lock us up like this! SHREK: We passed that bush three times already! I hope Im not interrupting, but Im told youre the one to talk to about anogre problem? Surrounding the walls is a deep moat and the drawbridge over it has been pulled up. SHREK: I know! Give him the Bob Barker treatment! Shrek knocks on the front door of a bakery. HAROLD: Charming! SHREK: Its a cat, Donkey. Shrek and Puss laugh. Bandits! A group of uniformed men stand outside, playing a fanfare with their trumpets and drums. Know what Im saying? The Muffin Man opens the door and happily greets Gingy, who is standing on Shrek's shoulder. Fiona drags the mermaid by the tail, and throws her into the sea into a group of sharks. DONKEY: Oh yeah, right, Im sure a nice BM is the perfect solution for marital problems! Shrek goes to open the door but hears Fiona crying. [whinnies] I can count! Well, heres to us, Fiona. Puss screams. Here we are. Great soup, Mrs Q. Mmm! She raises her wand to zap Shrek, but Wolf begins blowing her away with his breath. And my father lives off the garbage! But inside youre the still same old, mean, salty. Transcript A light shines down on a storybook. It opens, and a voice turns the pages and reads it. Look, shes not seeing any clients today, OK? 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